Alcohol

Dear John, (aka Alcohol)  I love you but wish you were nicer to my kidneys and liver.  They are very important to me and I think if you gave them a chance you would like them too.  I think you should make an effort to change your ways and be much friendlier to my body.  Why can't we all just get along???
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. You make everything purdy and I like that about you.