Monday

Monday, making one seventh of my life a living hell!

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My Ex

I miss my ex so much, it's almost as bad as having her around.

Your Sex is on Fire

Your Sex Is On Fire. If that's true, you may wanna get the checked out. Good song though.

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Ugly

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money!

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What Grandpa told me

I'll never forget what my grandpa told me..... hmmm give me a minute, I'll think of it. hehe

When I was young... we used to have to walk 5 miles just to get a condom. Through 5 feet of snow, up hill both ways, wolves nipping at our feet, no shoes or socks, and in the dark without a flashlight. And we did all of this with a boner. hahahaha i don't care who you are that's funny right there.

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Last Night

Man last nite was rough... I got home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

Hump Day

Yay, it's HUMP DAY! Oh and look it's Wednesday too!

Whopper

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Blondes

If blondes have more fun, do they really know it?

Storming

When it's raining and it's storming the beer in the fridge needs pouring.

Funny Shirts with Funny Sayings!

Work

Walk fast and look worried, that's how you work hard.

Getting you Drunk!

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Advice

Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

Tire

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!

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Heaven!

I am in Heaven!!!! You know if it were run by Hitler.