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Me Fale Inglish THat's unpossible

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Advice

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

Spoken to your Wife?

If you haven't spoken to your wife or girlfriend in years you should be commended. Cuz it is very polite that you didn't interrupt her.

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For Sale

Why do they say things are on sale and not, reduced sale price. Isn't everything you can buy "On Sale"? Just different prices?

Sniffing

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Fighting for Peace

Fighting for peace is light screwing for virginity!

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Penis Enlargement

If I bought and used all the penis enlargement drugs I get emailed my penis would have to go through rehab to get off the junk. if it didn't O.D. first.

Viagra

Someone dumped viagra in the water softner because our water has been hard for days!

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