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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Britches

Britches before hose. Seriously, I wear pants, not pantyhose.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Weed

Weed - What are we fighting for anyway? Who cares, everyone shares!
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Advice

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Spoken to your Wife?

If you haven't spoken to your wife or girlfriend in years you should be commended. Cuz it is very polite that you didn't interrupt her.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

For Sale

Why do they say things are on sale and not, reduced sale price. Isn't everything you can buy "On Sale"? Just different prices?

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Sniffing

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Fighting for Peace

Fighting for peace is light screwing for virginity!

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