Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing


another man, so he hired the famous

Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and

report any activities while he was gone.



A few days later, he received this report:



MOST HONORABLE SIR:



YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.



NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.