Monday

Monday, making one seventh of my life a living hell!

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My Ex

I miss my ex so much, it's almost as bad as having her around.

Your Sex is on Fire

Your Sex Is On Fire. If that's true, you may wanna get the checked out. Good song though.

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Ugly

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money!

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What Grandpa told me

I'll never forget what my grandpa told me..... hmmm give me a minute, I'll think of it. hehe

When I was young... we used to have to walk 5 miles just to get a condom. Through 5 feet of snow, up hill both ways, wolves nipping at our feet, no shoes or socks, and in the dark without a flashlight. And we did all of this with a boner. hahahaha i don't care who you are that's funny right there.

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Last Night

Man last nite was rough... I got home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

Hump Day

Yay, it's HUMP DAY! Oh and look it's Wednesday too!

Whopper

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.