Country Song

I am thinking about releasing a country Album, "I returned drunk from playing redneck horseshoes and hunting all day when I decided to kiss my sweetie with my fist after she ran my drunk, three legged dog over with her truck shortly after she got out of prison and burned down my momma's house."

Transformer

If I were a transformer, I would be known as Optimus Procrasterbator.

Funny Shirts

Fat Sack

I need a fat sack! It's not what you think though. I want one full of money! Then I can buy weed with it.

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iTampon

iTampon...there's and applicator for that.


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WOW

WOW

Laughs during Sex

My girl always laughs during sex... no matter what show she is watching.

These are FUNNY SHIRTS!

Looking like a fool

Looking like a fool with his genitals draggin on the ground. What? That isn't how it goes? MY BAD. Wish someone would have told me before I executed this.

OMG check it out - so funny!

Our Love

Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Funny Shirts & Sayings

Oh Man

oh man, I think I just googled myself.

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing


another man, so he hired the famous

Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and

report any activities while he was gone.



A few days later, he received this report:



MOST HONORABLE SIR:



YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.



NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.

Chippendales

I would like to think that Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley are having a dance off right about now. I bet they both get to be Chippendales this time.

Monday

Monday is French for kick groin repeatedly.

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Switch Positions

"Darling" says a husband to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

Coke & Pepsi

Coke and Pepsi - penises and vagina's... despite the differences your mom thinks they taste the same.

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Middle Aged

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Boobs

A designer tried to develop a bra that stops women's boobs from bouncing up and down when running and doesn't show nipples when wet. Don't worry, we killed that homo!

Goofy & Funny T Shirts

Undressing You

I may not be undressing you with my yes, I might be Adding clothes.

You're awesome! You should go outside and play... hide and go fuck yourself!