Britches

Britches before hose. Seriously, I wear pants, not pantyhose.

Weed

Weed - What are we fighting for anyway? Who cares, everyone shares!
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Inglish?

Me Fale Inglish THat's unpossible

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Advice

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

Spoken to your Wife?

If you haven't spoken to your wife or girlfriend in years you should be commended. Cuz it is very polite that you didn't interrupt her.

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For Sale

Why do they say things are on sale and not, reduced sale price. Isn't everything you can buy "On Sale"? Just different prices?

Sniffing

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Funny Shirts

Fighting for Peace

Fighting for peace is light screwing for virginity!

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