Country Song

I am thinking about releasing a country Album, "I returned drunk from playing redneck horseshoes and hunting all day when I decided to kiss my sweetie with my fist after she ran my drunk, three legged dog over with her truck shortly after she got out of prison and burned down my momma's house."

Transformer

If I were a transformer, I would be known as Optimus Procrasterbator.

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Fat Sack

I need a fat sack! It's not what you think though. I want one full of money! Then I can buy weed with it.

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iTampon

iTampon...there's and applicator for that.


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WOW

WOW

Laughs during Sex

My girl always laughs during sex... no matter what show she is watching.

These are FUNNY SHIRTS!

Looking like a fool

Looking like a fool with his genitals draggin on the ground. What? That isn't how it goes? MY BAD. Wish someone would have told me before I executed this.

OMG check it out - so funny!

Our Love

Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

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