Coke

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Love

Love is just like porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool.

Donkey

I need a Donkey for my Farm Town so I ain't the only ass on the farm!

Pie

This pie is going straight to my penis. Great, just what I need, a great big fat penis.

Promotion

Congratulations on your promotion.


Before you go...


Would you like to take this knife out of my back?


You'll probably need it again.

Golden Rule

I believe in the "Golden Rule" - Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. But DAMN I ain't giving no BJ's.

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Junk

Does anyone else's junk hit the toilet water? SUCKS!

Speed Limit?

What's the speed limit of sex?

68; at 69 you have to turn around.
 
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