Fat Sack

I need a fat sack! It's not what you think though. I want one full of money! Then I can buy weed with it.

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iTampon

iTampon...there's and applicator for that.


http://www.gooftees.com/

WOW

WOW

Laughs during Sex

My girl always laughs during sex... no matter what show she is watching.

These are FUNNY SHIRTS!

Looking like a fool

Looking like a fool with his genitals draggin on the ground. What? That isn't how it goes? MY BAD. Wish someone would have told me before I executed this.

OMG check it out - so funny!

Our Love

Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Funny Shirts & Sayings

Oh Man

oh man, I think I just googled myself.

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was seeing


another man, so he hired the famous

Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and

report any activities while he was gone.



A few days later, he received this report:



MOST HONORABLE SIR:



YOU LEAVE HOUSE

I WATCH HOUSE

HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.

HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.

HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.

I LOOK IN WINDOW.

HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.

HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.

HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.

I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.

I NOT SEE.



NO FEE,

CHEN LEE.