Chippendales

I would like to think that Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley are having a dance off right about now. I bet they both get to be Chippendales this time.

Monday

Monday is French for kick groin repeatedly.

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Switch Positions

"Darling" says a husband to his wife: "let's swap positions tonight". "What a good idea" she replies, "you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart".

Coke & Pepsi

Coke and Pepsi - penises and vagina's... despite the differences your mom thinks they taste the same.

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Middle Aged

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

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Boobs

A designer tried to develop a bra that stops women's boobs from bouncing up and down when running and doesn't show nipples when wet. Don't worry, we killed that homo!

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Undressing You

I may not be undressing you with my yes, I might be Adding clothes.

You're awesome! You should go outside and play... hide and go fuck yourself!