Britches

Britches before hose. Seriously, I wear pants, not pantyhose.

Weed

Weed - What are we fighting for anyway? Who cares, everyone shares!
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Inglish?

Me Fale Inglish THat's unpossible

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Advice

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

Spoken to your Wife?

If you haven't spoken to your wife or girlfriend in years you should be commended. Cuz it is very polite that you didn't interrupt her.

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For Sale

Why do they say things are on sale and not, reduced sale price. Isn't everything you can buy "On Sale"? Just different prices?

Sniffing

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Fighting for Peace

Fighting for peace is light screwing for virginity!

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Penis Enlargement

If I bought and used all the penis enlargement drugs I get emailed my penis would have to go through rehab to get off the junk. if it didn't O.D. first.

Viagra

Someone dumped viagra in the water softner because our water has been hard for days!

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Monday

Monday, making one seventh of my life a living hell!

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My Ex

I miss my ex so much, it's almost as bad as having her around.

Your Sex is on Fire

Your Sex Is On Fire. If that's true, you may wanna get the checked out. Good song though.

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Ugly

I may be ugly, but at least I ain't got no money!

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What Grandpa told me

I'll never forget what my grandpa told me..... hmmm give me a minute, I'll think of it. hehe

When I was young... we used to have to walk 5 miles just to get a condom. Through 5 feet of snow, up hill both ways, wolves nipping at our feet, no shoes or socks, and in the dark without a flashlight. And we did all of this with a boner. hahahaha i don't care who you are that's funny right there.

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Last Night

Man last nite was rough... I got home at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

Hump Day

Yay, it's HUMP DAY! Oh and look it's Wednesday too!

Whopper

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Blondes

If blondes have more fun, do they really know it?

Storming

When it's raining and it's storming the beer in the fridge needs pouring.

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